Ahem. Anyhoo, so my Next Bright Idea for the window is this: while I'm waiting for the teeny tiny but growing-just-as-fast-as-they-can sweet pea to screen the outside, I'll train a jasmine on the inside. And while at present, the plucky little plant would obscure the view for someone standing in a very specific spot and peering from the level of, say, a daschund, I'm confident that in no time at all it'll provide a soft verdant protective partition.
And it smells way better than polyester.
